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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but it may be necessary from time to time to give the stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." -- Miss Piggy
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To be as light as poppy seeds
free falling on the gentle breeze,
descend upon the devi's ground
and bring the lost souls to their knees
good work!
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Why not cherish children, it is the only impression of myself I will be able to leave on earth, because Im no Queen or Michael Jackson…and even they still had children.
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"Caminante no hay camino, se hace camino al andar"
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